Strudel is one of my favourite words.
I wonder if xenophobes have a problem with mixed lollies. No Sir, just the Milko’s for me thanks.
And that was the last time they tried to make a computer out of cardboard and lollies!
Valium is for wimps who can’t handle their crippling sadness.
I don’t know how Flamingos manage to maintain the population considering they’re all gay.
You’re listening to your favourite tunes on the train and everyone stands up and says, “Turn that s*** up,” because you’re part of the flash mob!
When you’re deep in the spirit and God tells you that he doesn’t like your hair!
When you see a fortune teller and she tells you that you will come into money and you punch her and say, “You better hope so bitch!”
When you start accusing people of stealing something you’ve lost. “Don’t lie, I know it was you, I can tell by your face!” Then you remember you hid it so nobody would steal it.
Who are all these people who say happy holidays?