Timmy loved to sing and dance. especially in his favourite pants. These pants he wore were bright green and were a site to be seen. Timmy wore them all around, on the farm and into town, even on the football ground. One day Timmy’s pants did tear, so Timmy cut off all his hair. Timmy’s mum brought a new pair, for her little man to wear. These pants she brought were bright and new, but these pants were different, these pants were blue. Timmy said, ‘This will not do, the pants in which I sing and dance. are bright green, a sight to be seen.’ Now Timmy wears no pants at all, even at the shopping mall.
Barry walked into the church and straight up to the preacher’s perch. Barry got down on his knees and prayed to God for some cheese. Please God please, give me some cheese. Please God please I’m on my knees. God sent down his little toe, it said to Barry, “no, no, no”. You will have no cheese just now if you want cheese, you need a cow. “Ah,” said Barry, “A cow I need.”, and once again Barry did plead. “Please God please send me a cow, send it fast, send it right now”. So God sent down another toe, it said to Barry “Don’t you know?” “If you feel you need a cow, you need some seed and a plow”. Barry got back on his knees, looked up at God and started to plead. “Why do I need seed and plow, when you just said I need a cow”. [ Read More ]