Does anyone have a spare watermelon?
Who been to the Australian Natural Stick Museum in Canberra? Is it worth a look, do they only have sticks from Australia or all over the world?
Does anyone know of a good stick retailer? I’ve worn all mine down to the nub, found one under a tree once, but lightning doesn’t strike twice, just need a good honest stick at a reasonable price.
How much does it cost to get your butthole bleached? I’ve been using whitening toothpaste, but it’s a bit too minty fresh.