Ricky’s Goals 2017

My goal for 2017 is to shower regularly, once a week minimum, lose 40kg through lypo, write a book about that time I went to hospital after falling on those 3 carrots and the doctors laughed and said my story was unbelievable even though it happened exactly how I said, get a job in the military and keep it for a month or so before doing my back in and retiring on a pension and finish my worm garden by taking all the dead worms and replacing them with live ones.