Does anyone know of a good Chiropractor, my 3rd and 4th Chakra’s are out of alignment. Doesn’t matter I’ll consult my Horoscopes. I’m pretty sure Jupiter is rising, I can feel it in my waters.  

WARNING!

I purchased some cheap crystals in town yesterday and they are sending out vibrational waves between 3000 and 4000 hertz. Good quartz should be connecting with your Gamma brain waves at 5000 to 6000 Hertz. REMEMBER: You get what you pay for! (Remember: B.Q.C) Buy Quality Crystals if you expect this stuff to work! Thanks, Everybody.  

Ever have one of those 4th-dimensional dreams. What a blowout. I thought people were just lying through their teeth until I saw Jesus and Muhammad playing ping-pong.

I saw someone with the worst Aura today. I hate to say it but these people should be put in prison before they do any more damage.

With the help of someone with proper qualifications, who was a spiritual leader and drove his own car, I was shown one of my past lives. I was this promiscuous Nun who swore like a trooper, and I knew he was right because she had the same initials and we both like chocolate pudding.  

It’s impossible to really know anything. But you can know everything there is to know if you have love in your heart and don’t stab people.