Funny

SPACE NASA

Think about space and how far we can actually go before we have to come back for lunch. Healthy Nutritious food should be a right. Maybe they should get sponsorship from Nestle’ or something. It’s worth thinking about.

SPACE NASA

I think what they should probably do is, when they actually get to Mars, they should have some sort of Party to celebrate and have a drink and let their hair down. But it’s all about OH&S these days, that’s the problem with these bureaucrats. The countries goin’ to hell in a hand basket.  

The Swiss

What’s Switzerland up to? They can’t all be making pocket knives and wrist watches. Just keep an eye out, that’s all I’m sayin’

The Swiss

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT “SWINSEL” MEANS IN SWISS, I’VE BEEN TO SCARED TO TYPE IT INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE IN CASE IT MEANS SOMETHING RUDE, LIKE POOP OR BUM OR THE “T” WORD!.

Sometimes I’m not sure if a word is actually a word or if I made it up. Anyway, springles!

I eat food on a daily bases, it’s one of my favorites!

– Ricky N Browne

Ricky’s Goals 2017

My goal for 2017 is to shower regularly, once a week minimum, lose 40kg through lypo, write a book about that time I went to hospital after falling on those 3 carrots and the doctors laughed and said my story was unbelievable even though it happened exactly how I said, get a job in the military and keep it for a month or so before doing my back in and retiring on a pension and finish my worm garden by taking all the dead worms and replacing them with live ones.