Industrial-grade regret · bulk delivery available
Blanket Apology Dispatch
You've wronged several people. Maybe dozens. This tool lets you lob one carefully worded apology over all of them like a warm blankie.
⚠️ Not legally binding. Not emotionally binding. Possibly not even sincerely binding. Use at own risk.
The Damage Report
Name and email for everyone you've inconvenienced, betrayed, ghosted, or mildly annoyed. No judgement. (Some judgement.)
Nobody on the list yet. Surely you've upset at least one person today.
Show Your Remorse
Use {{name}} for each recipient and {{yourName}} for your sign-off. We'll swap them in when you launch the regret.
Launch the Regret
Preview the damage, then fire off personalised emails. Each one opens your mail app like a guilt grenade with the pin already pulled.
Add at least one fully-formed victim before launching.