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All I want to do is help.

Get people back on the straight and narrow. Get them seeing life through my eyes. The right way to be.

I’m surprised I don’t have more followers on TikTok. Maybe it’s my teeth or my receding hairline.

I know I speak truth. I’ve read over five books, and I know the secrets of the ancient ones. I am the spirit guide of our age.

Fuck, I’m hungry.

No one listens. No one wants to take my course.

Everyone wants to stay blind.

I could go a cheese and bacon pie right now.