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I haven't watched a horror movie in years; that shit is disturbing.

I used to say 'I love you' too soon, breaking hearts left and right. If I did it all again, I'd keep my opinions to myself.

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Short thoughts on life, human nature, creativity and the absurdity of being human.

Welcome to #Log. From the ridiculous and funny to the heartfelt, all of Ricky Browne's writing is here, including observations, humour, reflections and ideas. New stuff drops early Wednesday every week. Enjoy!

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Do you reckon big hair will be a thing again? My magic eight ball says, maybe.

People are great! People aren't the problem; Ricky's attitude towards people is the problem.

I'm part of that generation that went outside in their youth.

From this point on, I do everything for fun! Fun is a great motivator. Can't wait to do the shit out of those dishes...

I'm waiting for lame to come back into fashion.

I'm hoping I'll be more well liked in proportion to how much weight I lose. It's my weight, not my personality. I've also heard I'll be able to shower even less, so that's a bonus. I have overactive cheese glands, so I have to shower at least three times a week at the moment.

I am but one of seven billion-plus, but sometimes it feels like little more than four billion.