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Snakes aren't really that scary considering they're just a head with a long neck.

I don't exist within a tribe. I need a tribe, but none of the tribes are quite right for my unique sensibilities. Who are my people?

I want to be one of those people who wear the same outfit every day, same colour, same look; I'd love it. My signature look, but that would mean getting rid of my current wardrobe and getting it right to begin with. It's a costly risk.

Monday.com have spent a fortune on getting me to use their product; I'm not gonna use your damn product. Stop wasting my time and your money.

I can count on one hand the times I've been in a plane, but I have to use some fingers twice.

My dad's name is Charlie Browne; one of my mates back in school thought that was hilarious. I still don't get the joke.

It's hard to be honest and well-liked; if I have to choose one, I choose honesty. But it comes at a price.

Would you like two scoops of Milo or fifteen? Make it a round twenty, thanks. They should make a Milo product called Milo concentrate, where you don't have to pour in half a ton for full flavour.

I'm just glad spiders don't have wings.

I used to say 'I love you' too soon, breaking hearts left and right. If I did it all again, I'd keep my opinions to myself.

Do you reckon big hair will be a thing again? My magic eight ball says, maybe.