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Is zero-sugar Coke really that bad for you? I drink a 600ml most days, along with two or three coffees from home. I wonder if I'll live to see my grandchildren? I wonder if I'll be a cyborg?

I used to say 'I love you' too soon, breaking hearts left and right. If I did it all again, I'd keep my opinions to myself.

Do you reckon big hair will be a thing again? My magic eight ball says, maybe.

People are great! People aren't the problem; Ricky's attitude towards people is the problem.

I'm part of that generation that went outside in their youth.

I haven't watched a horror movie in years; that shit is disturbing.

I'm waiting for lame to come back into fashion.

I'm hoping I'll be more well liked in proportion to how much weight I lose. It's my weight, not my personality. I've also heard I'll be able to shower even less, so that's a bonus. I have overactive cheese glands, so I have to shower at least three times a week at the moment.

I am but one of seven billion-plus, but sometimes it feels like little more than four billion.

I often wonder what life would be like if I could shoot lasers out of my eyeballs.

If I could shoot lasers out of my eyeballs, I'd get up to some shit. Look out, world, Ricky's got laser eyeballs.