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Today we come together to witness the holy matrimony of Cherea and $ghjmmkmm.
Did I say that right?

What I've figured out as I've aged is I have to lecture people more about their life choices; people really respond to a good ear bashing.

For every good man there's five others whacking off in the bushes.

Would you write 'for fucks sake' or 'for fuck sake'?

Get outside your comfort zone, they say. What? And talk to people. Oh, for fucks sake!

I remember when having a good party trick was useful. Now you just put it on TikTok and get annoyed that the one impressive thing you do didn't go viral.

My friend made a scrollable porn feed called Titter, fucking pervert!

Pink is the new red, and red is the new green. I'm on the edge of fashion. Balloon skirts will make a comeback in 2027.

On this day in 1943, two men kissed. This was the first recorded case of homosexuality involving two guys named Brian.

Deep down, I feel that my magical powers are failing, but that's between you and me.