It’s a rare occasion that someone rises from the dead and proves they are, in fact, the son of God. It has happened once in all of history that we are aware of. And details of it are captured in the Bible. A book dedicated to explaining such things. Theologians believe that the second coming of the Son of God will appear sooner rather than later. Despite the fact that theologians have theorised this event ever since the last one turned up, saying things like “Jesus is coming back, so prepare yourself for his return” which assumes he will return within the lifetime of the listener. But theologians believe that now is the time based on their own magical powers of prophecy bestowed upon them by God when they took up wearing the cloth and decided to lead other Christians with their own righteousness and correct infallible beliefs. So with this information at hand that the son of God is coming back shortly, influential thinkers of the faith have been preparing by offering $1,000,000 to anyone that can prove they have in fact risen from the dead. They say the second coming will need the money to carry out his plans on earth. They also have three secret questions that they say only the true risen Christ will know. This is to ensure the dark one does not trick them and they start worshipping the anti-Christ by accident. If you feel you have risen again and are capable of answering the three secret questions, check out https://www.areyoutheone.com #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app