1. Drop a cool beat at the shopping centre. 2. Find specials at the shops. 3. Get a haircut that makes me look tough. 4. Find money in the lounge and under the seats of our car. 5. Be really cool around her friends, and be really cool by telling them about my friend's speedboat. 6. Learn about World War II, then constantly talk about World War II. 7. Say something clever on Facebook, then act like nothing happened. 8. Catch a huge cod in front of her then throw it back and say, "I've caught bigger". 9. Tell her that shes heaps better than all the models I've slept with. 10. Steal her expensive perfume and when she's freaking out say, "Hey I brought you this!", and give her a new bottle of the same perfume. #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app