There are dark forces in the universe with maliphesent intent who want to kill babies and enslave mankind with silicon chips. But I have the heart stone. As long as I resist the urge to join forces with the dark side like on Star Wars, humanity is safe. But I am not a pure soul, I have looked at pornography on the broadband. Perhaps it is too late for us all, I have fallen. I gave it all up to look at titties. I need to find the redeemer stone before it's too late! #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app