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Dear Reginald,
I am writing in regard to the backhoe you have for sale on Gumtree. The photos you're using to sell the item are of very poor quality. I am assuming by what you've written; it is in fact a quality backhoe. Yet you use photos that say I care little for this backhoe, and this is why I am selling it. It makes me feel that either the quality is not as you would have me believe or that your camera is of cheap quality or of a previous generation of digital cameras. The cameras available these days, even those on mobile phones, can do a wonderful job of showing off an item of good quality. May I suggest you invest in such a camera for future sales you may wish to make on Gumtree. I'll take it for $250. I doubt you'll get a better deal.
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Published 11-2-2026
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