To the bosses of Toyota, I was told in the early nineties that the Camry was a reliable car. I never brought one, but still have the idea in my head that Toyota produce reliable vehicles. To be perfectly honest, I'm not a car enthusiast and just see a car as a tool to get from A to B, so I'm pretty manufacturer agnostic, although I do have a soft spot for Subaru as I've owned two Subaru's in my time. The reason for writing this open letter to your company is to throw my support behind your creation of the next generation of green energy vehicles. While I do care about the future of the planet, I try not to think about it and choose to bury my head in the sand in order to maintain my own sanity. So this open letter hasn't been brought about as a form of activism but as a response to my dislike of Elon Musk. I wish you to crush his ability to sell Teslas, by providing better, more reliable alternatives, that feel a bit space agey if you know what I mean. Send him back to the diamond mines from whence he was dug out of, by revolutionising the industry with your superior know-how and ingenuity. I pray for your success every night. Go forward in greatness and fuck Elon Musk in his swollen, prolapsed, hemorrhoid-addled arsehole. Kind Regards Bushman Browne #funny #openletter #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app