You know that Indian guy? That Indian guy that hangs around paisley Andrews? You mean Barty Faqua. No not Barty, the guy that works at the servo. You mean Lance. No not Lance the other guy who delivers is pizza sometimes. Yeah Lance, Lance Bruce. No not Lance, the one with the moustache that wobbles his head. Oh him, you mean Depesh. Yeah Depesh. Depesh is Sri Lankan, not Indian, no wonder I didn't know who you meant. #dialogue #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app