Fartmtosis is in fact a real issue and not made up by some jerk sitting at a keyboard. Fartmtosis affects one in every three people who eat high meat, high cabbage, and onion diet. Symptoms include passing extraordinarily large amounts of noxious gasses out of their arsehole. This is particularly a concern for large men, especially if they are overweight. Even if only one family member is experiencing fartmtosis, it can affect the entire family. Mainly because of the putrid smell that is released from the sufferer’s arsehole. While the sufferer may actually enjoy the smell of the toxins released, other family members may become nauseous if they get a good whiff. Scientists believe it may be caused by certain bacteria in the gut and they recommend a probiotic of some sort, but many sufferers say it makes little difference as they still do huge smelly farts even once the probiotic has been administered. Many sufferers who are not treated or are treatment-resistant withdraw from society because they don’t want to be out in the public eye when they release a huge loud and stinkin’ fart. Many sufferers learn to live with the effects of this disease by letting a few out of the chamber before heading out of the house. But because of the risks involved in leaving the house for any period of time, they largely remain shut-ins. It is important that people realise that they are not alone as lots of people do stinky farts. If you suspect that you or a loved one may be developing the symptoms of fartmtosis, please see a GP immediately and they can give you a referral to a registered governmental fartmtosis facilitator in your area. #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app