I shit myself at a fish and chip shop. I had to drive home, and my wife went and picked up the hot chips. While I washed the shit off my balls in the shower. I don't ever want to talk about this again. So don't bring it up on your dinky podcasts. What about people hey, bunch of cunts. They say one thing and do another. I knew of this one bloke who got caught doing God knows what it's a damn shame, can't live with 'em, can't call the cops on your own brother. #funny #stories #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app