I took my wife to a fortune teller. The lady said she'd end up happily married. I said she already happily married! and then she said "for now" then vanished. I found her she was under the table. I said I wanted my money back and she said to check my right pocket and there was the sixty dollars I had given her. She said for sixty dollars I can read your future. I said OK then, then she said "your wife leaves you and you die alone and unhappy!" Then she vanished. Guess who I found under the table! #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app