Ever stick your thumb in a frogs arse and watch its eyeballs pop out, na me neither. Have you seen any frogs lately Apparently they are still around I know this because I've heard stories of other people seeing them Frogs are what scieney folks call an indicator species You can tell the health of an environment by how many frogs hang out there Thats why I know antarcita's unhealthy But apparently frogs have really porous skin, so they don't do well around any toxic chemicals You're not even supposed to hold them because your hand oil is not good for them I remember when I was a kid you'd look at the windows at night and there would be three frogs, four geckos and a heap of bugs and moths hanging out on it, Now when I look at the window all I see is my reflection with a single tear running down my face I've heard if you lick certain frogs they get you high don't do that don't lick the frogs just pop a couple of your mums zanax and leave the poor frogs alone and just if you're wondering If you do stick you're thumb in a frogs arse The eyes don't go back in there sockets when you pull your finger out #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app