Kevin - Imagine you could shoot lasers out your butt. Dean - That's Astro Boy. Kevin - What's Astro Boy? I made that all up with my mind. Dean - We were watching it yesterday, and he shot lasers out his butt. Kevin - I must have gone to the toilet when that happened. Dean - You're a f****** liar. Kevin - Mum, Dean is being a dick head again. Mum - Dean, cut the shit or I'll come in there and flog your ass. Dean - But Mum Kevin is lying again. Mum - Right, that's it. Dean, I told you to stop teasing your brother. ~slap~ ~smack~ ~whack~ Mum - You OK Kevy? Try to ignore him. #dialogue #funny #works Published 10-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app