[Person 1] I've heard the Opera House was built on an ancient Aboriginal Burial Ground. That's why it's haunted. [Person 2] Where did you hear that shit? [Person 1] I made it up. I'm trying to create intrigue, play along. [Person 1] Hey Jake, did you hear about the Harbour Bridge? [Person 1] Did you know the harbour bridge is the longest bridge in the world? [Person 2] No, it's not! [Person 1] Mum! Jake is questioning my alternative facts again! #dialogue #funny #works Published 10-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app