Selection of mews headlines for Feb 2026 Headline: Australia is set to become less bogan as it moves away from its convict heritage. Headline: America goes the full retard once again Headline: Menopause changed to Womenopause after feminist outrage on Twitter. Headline: Child gets taken by a crocodile in far-north Queensland. Crocodile demanding fifty-thousand in unmarked bills. Headline: Waste not want not say’s man who finds half a McMuffin on the footpath. Headline: Fat guy loses fifty kilos after being fat-shamed by his wife. Man says, “I look better in photos but I’m still traumatised and that’s why I’m leaving her. And it’s not because I’m finally getting some attention from the ladies.” Headline: We lift the lid on Dubbo’s new jar opening service for seniors and those with weak hands. Headline: Gland! – Good Living and Natural Desires Blog shuts down after 2 weeks. Headline: Testicle clamp: 3 D printer files released to public. Headline: My toes are fine! says local Dubbo woman wearing open-toe sandals. Headline: Stool swapping is taking off in Dubbo among residents with various intolerances. Headline: Guy with three eyes on Tinder says, “No luck yet!” Headline: Local Mayor says his fart jokes aren’t for everyone and will tone it down at the next council meeting. Headline: After extensive feedback, Ben & Jerry’s is increasing the price of their Ice Cream stating, “Complain again, and we’ll charge even more!” Headline: Local woman Wendy Newburn gets head stuck in a fence. Headline: Mother of three says she loves her kids but wishes she had the courage to get them foster parents. Headline: Weak Minds Foundation find twelve new vulnerable members Headline: Local Dubbo man, Scotty Robinson tells his friends he once saw Rex Hunt in Woolies at the mall. Friends say his full of shit. Headline: Local spy Maggie Davis says she's glad the PNC has no idea what she's up to. Headline: TAFE student's medical records were requested because he is on a disability pension and wanted to go on a field trip with the rest of the class. Headline: Dubbo man taken to emergency with three separate and distinct objects jammed in his backside. The hospital warns that the Aldi special buys section is not the best place to find stuff to stick in your arsehole. Headline: Australia is the first country in the world to legalise smoking cannabis illegally while in prison. Only if said weed is sourced locally through an on-duty guard. Headline: Masons no longer sacrificing goats as to appeal to a younger generation who don't like the idea of killing goats. Headline: N S W bans "Crap in the street day." Headline: Dubbo man finds himself in hot water after pouring himself a bath. Headline: "Stop Blaming Everything On Black People Day" mired by the actions of a few. Headline: The Captain of the Dubbo cricket team was recently ridiculed by teammates for not knowing what a Dirty Sanchez was. Headline: One legged amputee David 'Limpy' Fleming doesn't defy the odds in role as team struggles to kick goals. Headline: Doodle Bum Piper's play at local retirement village. Headline: Dubbo happy clappers looking forward to Christmas. Headline: The March For Better Health sees two fatties keel over, Headline: The petition to ban cats has 20 signatures Headline: Cheese Eaters Guild heads to Bega for the AGM. Headline: Breakdancing Australia to call it quits after 35 years Headline: TACFK - Tackle A Comedian For Kids event ends as you'd expect. Headline: Three dead in 'Say Sorry to Mum Day' massacre in Cowra. Headline: Today is Bring your short friend to work day Headline: Fat guy who lost 40kg back on the donuts Headline: Talk Loudly to Old People Day has oldies turning their hearing aids down. Headline: Fart silencing butt tube by Glointech in production in Narromine. Headline: Chip Eaters Association ruffled over local building plans. Headline: The Australian farting competition follows through. More at 6. #funny #works Published 2-3-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app