Earl of Sandwich: Basil, would you be so kind as to grab the large brown bottle off the top shelf? A wee tipple before midnight will cast out any evil spirits that may lurk! Basil: But sir the large brown bottle is empty, on account of you scaring off all those evil spirits last night! Earl of Sandwich: Right you are Basil. #dialogue #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app