It was a cold night so Margaret grabbed the dooner off her son's bed as he had died a week earlier and hadn't had time to wash her own which was covered in blood on account she murdered her son from sleeping in her bed because his bed was convered in library books on account of the study he was doing on cephlapods, he had been introduced to them on a YouTube video about that very topic and thought perhaps they held the key to everything on account of his dad dieing in mysterious circumstances of the coast of Argentina, his dad was on a boat on account of a story of hidden treasure, hidden somewhere off the coast of Argentina, he always assumed his dad was a bit of a dick on account of the fact that he was always going on about hidden treasure located in the hidden underwater valley of the secret cave of the giant octopus which he had recently learned was a type of cephlapod. Anyway his mum was cold, cold blooded enough to murder him, but it wasn't really because he slept in her bed on the night when she went to visit her new boyfriend Darryl Rodreges, it was on account the he had uncovered a secret family mystery involving a talking duck and a man with no legs who was none other than the pirate who hid the treasure at the location previously mentioned in this story and boy oh boy was she pissed, not so much angry but drunk as a skunk, and if you know anything about skunks they not only prefer strong liquor but are also stinking little creatures with powers that rivals that of the 3 brothers who held the key to an ancient crypt which could save humanity from the curse of the even more ancient volkos stone amulet which was said to be discovered by a two legged woman with the kids, David, Mark and deberney, the finest woman in the country of Locke. Tune in next week to find out the real reason people are dieing in the small town of Didigostreeva, better known as the lost City of Cavendish. #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app