#funny
Just kidding, but I did break one of my legs
My mate say's to me "Hows your front leg?"
I said better than my back leg!
People really appreciated me breaking my leg, they had something to talk to me about.
Three years after breaking my leg and it was fully healed.
People were still asking me, "How's your leg going?"
Am I that boring that the most interesting thing about me is my leg?
It's kind of offensive really.
It's different now, people ask me about the weather.
Like I remember if it rained last thursday.
I don't care, I'm not a farmer.
My leg is going great by the way.
#funny #stories #works
Published 11-2-2026
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