Hi Darryl, As you are fully aware I am a very important man, but I always have time for you my Darryl. We have a special bond that is not easily broken! ----- The reason Darryl for this message is that while our bond is not so easily broken. Your actions over the last few weeks have brought into question the validity of that sacred bond. We together as two men of different abilities, qualities, and worth share something unique and precious, especially to you, as someone with particularly small standing, not that it bothers me none. ----- This message is a warning to you Darryl that even a rubber band breaks if stretched too far. ------ While it is a given that I am a man of infinite compassion. I have to let you know that you have been skating on thin ice Darryl and I fear you may fall into the frozen depths of ostracization if you don’t soon recognize your dammed course and correct it appropriately. ----- I will always love you dearly Darryl for that is the fibre of my fabric. But remember what I said about that rubber band thing. For our beloved Christ’s sake Darryl, for our beloved Christ’s sake. ----- Yours indefinitely Bushman #funny #openletter #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app