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National Talk to Old People’s Day has oldies confused.
People from all walks of life rushed to nursing homes on Thursday to celebrate ‘National Talk to Old People’s Day’, Jan Morris, one of the organisers said that she was surprised by the turnout saying, "I really had no idea that people would have the time or the inclination to actually come down and talk to these old fucks."
Despite the overwhelming turnout which was said to be driven by generational guilt, the day did not go as expected as many oldies were left confused and scared by all the faces talking loudly at them.
Organiser plan to run the day again in another two years with some tweaks, saying that’s probably enough excitement for most residents, saying they need to get back into the regular routine of eating, sleeping and waiting to die.
For more information on the initiative, go to https://www.dontforgetaboutgrandma.com.au
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Published 11-2-2026
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