“Please sir can I've some more?" Said Oliver. "Listen here lard ass, we have fifty-five mouths to feed with limited supplies, you can go without seconds. It's not like we are asking you to skip a meal. You've got enough lard on that frame that you could go for three months on only water and you'd still have lard left over for the winter. - Oliver Twisted and the case of the missing doughnuts by Anthia Smellson. #dialogue #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app