I am extremely popular. My haters will die. I have the power of five lions. I was secretly mum's favourite. I am going to be so rich, even richer than Bill Shitface Gates. I smell good. I can fight like a UFA champion. My penis is adequate and women don't like an oversized penis. I have a pure heart that allows me to kill anyone who is against me. I am the smartest human in the world and I'm not in a stupid wheelchair. God loves me, and only me. No one else matters. People will offer me sandwiches. Reading is for nerds. Nerds are weak and are easily broken. It's ok to cry if you're special, I am special. Andrea Morsen deserved to die. You are the best, don't trust anyone, they are all losers. You are the happiest ever. It's ok to steal Tupperware. #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app