I will not touch my pee-pee except to wash and urinate. as God as my witness! I will do whatever I want and Mrs Bradford has no power over me or my body. I can be better by comparing myself to everybody and undermining their performance. I have the biggest balls in the tri-state area. I will have better hair than a movie star on awards night. I'll find inner strength by comparing your muscles with smaller men. My warts hold great power and look good on me. #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app