I'm too smart for the short bus, said Harry. Don't be silly Harry, said mum. It's not about your intelligence Harry, it's the way you relate to people honey. You're different! You can't handle loud noises or crowds and god forbid someone tries to shake your hand. That's why you're on the short bus. Now if Terry tries to pick you again just tell him to stop. Don't start screaming and hit him with your lunchbox this time or you might not be allowed on this bus either you little scamp. #dialogue #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app