With shave for a shag around the corner once again, virgins young and old are lining up to participate in order to hopefully get a chance to have sex for the first time while raising money for cancer research. Greg Boble a twenty-eight-year-old male who has dreamed of getting his dick wet for many years has decided to take the plunge and use charity as a vehicle to actually having sex with a woman. Greg is your classic mature virgin with a range of social issues that hold him back from women wanting to get to know him better, on top of that, Greg was born with a face like a smashed crab which creates another barrier him to finding love. He told the Dubbo Observer that he would love to be in a committed relationship with a real-life woman, but at this stage, he is happy to just get laid and know what it feels like to sleep with a woman. He says he’s not too picky about the type of woman, then remarked anything above a four will do. He has put up $10,000 to the cause and is happy to donate the money, have a shave and get himself cleaned up if a woman will sleep with him. Naomi, a fifty-three-year-old divorced smoker has participated in the event for four of the last five years, helping thirteen men get their rocks off for the first time and raising fifty-three thousand dollars in the process, all of which has gone to cancer research. Dominic Perrottet has recently said that this initiative has been a tremendous success since its inaugural event eight years ago, with as many as sixteen thousand virgins who otherwise would not have had the opportunity to lose their virginity without resorting to paying dirty hookers. He said the event has raised over ten million dollars all up and has gotten men to have a shave and tidy themselves up for a chance to get laid. Then finished by saying while we are no closer to curing cancer at least these guys can feel what it’s like to be touched by a woman and go all the way. If you would like to participate in this year’s shave for a shag either as a virgin or a woman who is happy to let one of these guys have sex with them, go to https://www.shaveforashag.com.au #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app