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Silly Songs by Ricky Browne
Lyrics to songs written by Ricky Browne, performed by AI, available on Spotify.
Bullseye----------------------------------------------------------
run like the wind bullseye.
Life is like a box of choclates.
You get back what you put in.
Who's to say?
Look, up in the sky.
Life finds a way.
Jesus you shit me.
Give me, give me, give me
Don't stop now
Buck up chumpy
The race is not yet won
It starts with a simple step
watch your mouth
heal your wounds
get your hand of it
see big button, press big button
the truth is out there
don't give up
Run like the wind bullseye
Watch your mouth
Be kind, rewind
The burgers are better
You wake up with fleas
What in the world
Give a dog a bone
Doh!
Run like the wind bullseye
While the path once found is straight and true
Sometime you have to wonder around a bit
until you find your path
for me that took 46 years
but I'm sure you can do it in less
Maybe!
What your attitude towards women these days?
Good.
What changed?
The women in my life.
[Outro Flourish]
[End Song]
Red Wizard (Five Headed Lion Remix)----------------------------------------------------------
[Verse]
Sarcastic
Plastic
Let's get drastic
Using level 42 magic
We'll be fantastic
Defeating the red wizard
With crystal healing vision
Escaping the darkness
Breaking out of the prison
Come one
Come all
To the place of hope in time
Don't swear at the little ones
Show them love divine
Come one
Come all
To the place of hope in time
Don't swear at the little ones
Let's make 'em shine
[Verse 2]
Singing in the ancient breeze of time
Don't turn your back on the five-headed lion
He'll come for you
Try to run
Look him in the eye
Word to ya mother
Let's reach for the sky
[End]
Sad Poem----------------------------------------------------------
[Chorus]
Sad Poem
Cry
Waa Waa
Cry
Sook
Waa
[Verse]
Be kind
It affects us all
You are hurt so you hurt
You feel less so you lessen
Stop judging others to redirect judgement
We are all found wanting
Be kind
[Chorus]
Sad Poem
Cry
Waa Waa
Cry
Sook
Waa
[Chorus]
Sad Poem
Cry
Waa Waa
Cry
Sook
Waa
Five Headed Lion----------------------------------------------------------
Five Headed Lion
Sing'n in the ancient breeze of time
Don't turn your back on the five-headed lion
He'll come for you, if you try to run,
you must look him in the eye
Feel the flow of your body through the ancient space of time
The emergence of your spectral soul
Spread your wings and fly around,
Ground yourself, be humble not proud.
kiss mother nature on the back
don't stare at her bosom
Like a burn out in a Nissan
The darkness is a prison
Spiral out in the heavens of infinite time
Smell the intense burning in the room of peace
turn and face the wind,
stab the devil with a broadsword
come one another to the place of hope in time
don't swear at the little ones
to their little faces
come one another to the place of hope in time
don't swear at the little ones
to their little faces
to their little faces
Fresh morning due drops on your forehead
A cold drink of the milk of life
Suckin on mumma's teat
come one another to the place of hope in time
don't swear at the little ones
to their little faces
come one another to the place of hope in time
don't swear at the little ones
to their little faces
to their little faces
Drop the beat
Sarcastic, plastic, so tragic, usin' level 42 magic
defeat the red wizard
Drop the beat
Sarcastic, plastic, so tragic, usin' level 42 magic
defeat the red wizard, the crystal healing vision, escape the darkness, its a prison
come one another to the place of hope in time
don't swear at the little ones
to their little faces
come one another to the place of hope in time
don't swear at the little ones
to their little faces
to their little faces
Sing'n in the ancient breeze of time
Don't turn your back on the five-headed lion
He'll come for you, if you try to run,
you must look him in the eye
Word to ya mother.
There can be only one----------------------------------------------------------
The One!
There can be only one
There can be only some
There can be only none
There can be only 658
There can be whatever you think
You’re making it up
You don’t have the answer
Accept that
Accept it
Fuck Jack Kerouac
Fuck you Jack
Thank you, Jack
Wonderful mind
But bullshit layered upon layer
Good soil
You’re bullshit Jack Kerouac
The TV is boring.
The Internet is boring.
Outside is boring.
My projects are boring.
My life is boring.
The only things I want to do in the world is to watch Rick and Morty with my Son or being curled up in bed next to my wife. Both of which I can’t do.
I am bored.
I am depressed.
I feel heartache over my wife.
I feel isolated and unloved.
I feel bored.
I feel listless and discontent.
I feel rudderless and stuck.
I feel lost.
I feel angry at my wife.
I feel lonely.
I feel colenmelly.
I feel depressed.
Destination Advanced.
Something made out of carbon.
Future, Futures, Futuristic.
Involving advanced nanotech technology.
Blast phasers set to twelve.
Logged.
A Man Full of Silly----------------------------------------------------------
Chicken Wing
I've found my way back to the truth
I'd like to say it was with me all along
But sometimes I can't find it
My substitute, a silly song
I have that absurd nature
that finds me when I'm lost
A man full of silly
That's anything but posh
But sometimes I do get there
Where I can be solemn and true
And when I do find my voice
I do it all for you
Chicken Wing
Hope in Time (Five Headed Lion Remix)----------------------------------------------------------
[Verse]
Keeping darkness aside
Come one Come all
To this place of hope in time
Show them love divine
Let your spirits climb
With spells and enchantments
We break free
Escaping the darkness
Can't you see?
No more we need to plea
Come one Come all
Embrace this symphony
A Silly Song----------------------------------------------------------
I love the way you move me
The way you touch my soul
Now the muse has found me
I've finaly found my role
I know we will lose touch again
It's always that way
But I live in wait for you again
Until i'm old and grey
Way back
I've found my way back to the truth
I'd like to say it was with me all along
But sometimes I can't find it
My substitute, silly song
I have that absurd nature
thats finds me when I'm lost
A man full of silly
That's anything but posh
But sometimes I do get there
Where I can be solemn and true
And when I do find my voice
I do it all for you
That Buried Feeling----------------------------------------------------------
[Verse 1]
That buried feeling
Mouth full of dirt
Suit not a shirt
Worms taking over
You'll never recover
[Chorus]
Deep under earth
Covered in dirt
That buried feeling
That buried feeling
[Verse 2]
No more worries
No wucken furies
Smokin' hot body
Rotten and turning to jelly
Skin feeling saggy
Dead life
Please tag me
[Chorus]
Deep under earth
Covered in dirt
That buried feeling
That buried feeling
[Bridge]
Riddled with worms
As my body turn
Mouth full of dirt
A suit not a shirt
Living fancy free
Are you thinking bout me
I'm not thinking at all
I'm in a hole
[Chorus]
Deep under earth
Covered in dirt
That buried feeling
That buried feeling
[Chorus]
Deep under earth
Covered in dirt
That buried feeling
That buried feeling
[End Song]
A hole in my racket----------------------------------------------------------
[Intro breathing heavily]
[Tennis sounds]
[Verse 1]
I wanna play tennis
I wanna be good
I wanna be the best
The best I possibly could
And I practice
I practice a lot
{Out of breath]
[Chorus]
But my racket has a hole in it
Least that what everyone been saying
But I don't see no hole
So I just keep on playin’
[Cheers]
[Chorus]
But my racket has a hole in it
Least that what everyone been saying
But I don't see no hole
So I just keep on playin
[Flourish Crash Bang]
Fuck them arse holes
I'm John McEnroe mother fuckers
hole my arse
[Finish Song]
Turly Birds Picnic----------------------------------------------------------
Livin' life like you wouldn't believe
Doin' it grand like you could not concieve
People die, make time to grieve
at the turly birds picnic
at the turly birds picnic
We all die
We all die
It's the saddest thing
but don't stop livin' while your alive
If time are tough
reach out your weary hand
find what you need
and get better
don't let your darkest days
define your future ways
things can and will get better
come along
one and all
to a place of hope in time
at the turly birds picnic
st the turly birds picnic
find the right medication
sorround yourself with good souls
love like the dickens
and love yourself with all your heart
come one come all
to a place of hope in time at the turly birds picnic
at the turly birds picnic
Space Lion----------------------------------------------------------
[Verse 1]
space lion, space lion
bursting through the event horizon
cruising past the nearest star in a Z T 1 0 3
overwhelmed by the divide bleeding out your spectral soul
merge space and time to a point where you see all things
[Pre-Chorus]
drink of the living water, plant yourself on its bank, deep in good soil, grow rich in spirit
swirling round the milky way, hurtling through space
[Chorus]
space lion, space lion
itchy wa wa nee far so la tee, budha tro ich knee
space lion, space lion
[Verse 2]
dreaming of a world where tomorrow comes
dreaming of world with suns to come
itchy wa wa nee far so la tee, budha tro ich knee
bursting through the event horizon
cruising past the nearest star in a Z T 1 0 3
overwhelmed by the divide bleeding out your spectral soul
merge space and time to a point where you see all things
[Pre-Chorus]
drink of the living water, plant yourself on its bank, deep in good soil, grow rich in spirit
swirling round the milky way, hurtling through space
[Chorus]
space lion, space lion
itchy wa wa nee far so la tee, budha tro ich knee
space lion, space lion
[Bridge]
beaming down
from the heavens
the great light
that touches everyone
not hiding in the shadows
our energy
our great light
beaming down
for all who choose
the light
[Pre-Chorus]
drink of the living water, plant yourself on its bank, deep in good soil, grow rich in spirit
swirling round the milky way, hurtling through space
[Chorus]
space lion, space lion
itchy wa wa nee far so la tee, budha tro ich knee
space lion, space lion
[End]
Where's my leg----------------------------------------------------------
[Intro]
Woke up this morning
Yeah, I woke up this mornin'
[Chorus]
Missin' a leg
Missin' my fuckin' leg
Who in the world would wanna steal an old mans leg
where's my goddamn leg
[Verse 1]
paid three fiddy for that leg
It was made out of carbon fiber
why on earth would anyone steal that leg
Big Willie ain't gonna be none pleased
when I'm a no-show at the jailhouse
They got me on parole
But i'll be back in the big house
[Chorus]
missin’ a leg
Missin' my fuckin' leg
Who in the world would wanna steal an old mans leg
where's my goddamn leg
[Bridge]
can't even get out of my empty bed
oh there it is
It's under my pillow
gotta keep that leg safe
young Donny would steal it
and hock it for a hit
if I gave him a chance
that's why I hid my leg
Found my leg
found my god damn leg
time to hit the jailhouse
keep big willie happy
and me out of the big house
Rich & Bored----------------------------------------------------------
I gave up the pills, the beer and the smoke
low and behold I was no longer broke
I saved up my bickies and brought a big house
no one came to vist, not even a mouse
I was clean and sober and looking my best
If you just asked me I would say I was blessed
I was following Jesus and passing all the tests
I was despreratly lonely despite being healthy
And this was the reason I got so fucking wealthy
But I was avoided like I was a lepper
I was a boring old fart who thought he was clever
Too good and too shiny for the mugs down the pub
While clean and sober I lived without love
so I took to the bottle and popped all the pills
Now I’ve got mates who think im quite chill
Because I shout the beers, buy the smoke and the pills.
when we end up in jail I foot the bill
Jewel----------------------------------------------------------
[Verse]
Oh Oh O OH!
Oh Oh O OH!
who will save your soul
Jewel will
who is meant for you
That's Jewel too
who will hear the angels on high
it's Jewel
[pre-chorus]
Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel!
Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel!
A rough cut gem
who will heal your soul
who will break your legs
then set them straight again
[Chorus]
she's sparkling
and she can skin her own beaver
they call her trailer swift
but i'm a true believer
she's sparkling
the neo queen of sheeba
they call her trailer swift
but i'm a true believer
[pre-chorus]
Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel!
Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel!
[Verse]
who will save your soul
Jewel will
who is meant for you
That's Jewel too
who will hear the angels on high
Jewel again
[pre-chorus]
Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel!
Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel!
A rough cut gem
who will heal your soul
who will break your legs
then set them straight again
[Chorus]
she's sparkling
and she can skin her own beaver
they call her trailer swift
but i'm a true believer
she's sparkling
the neo queen of sheba
they call her trailer swift
but i'm a true believer
Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel!
Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel!
Cheese Eaters----------------------------------------------------------
[Verse 1]
Dr Montgomery likes his cheese first thing in the morning
Dannica Edwards likes her cheese on toast
Edwin Monsquolly likes his cheese melted in the microwave
[Pre-Chorus]
All these people have one thing in common
[Chorus]
they're all cheese eaters
and members of the cheese eaters guild
[Verse 2]
Patrick O’Kirby likes his cheese with a pickle
Leslie Grape likes her cheese to be matured at least six years
Jane Campbells likes her cheese to be extra smelly
[Pre-Chorus]
All these people have one thing in common
[Chorus]
they're all cheese eaters
and members of the cheese eaters guild
[Bridge]
Where eating cheeses is second only to jesus
Dairy and Religion
go together like cheese and wine
the blood of christ, and the bread
needs the trinity, and the mythical third element
is cheese, it is the spirit, it is the spirit
cheese is the spirit of god
made in the spirit of god
bread, wine, and cheese - the holy trinity
the trinity of life
[Outro]
[End Song]
Young Men’s Problems----------------------------------------------------------
[Verse 1]
easy, breezy, beautiful
untapped potential
symmetry and sophistry
unknowing glance
drawn between
nothing seen
pulled and pushed with ease
under spells knowing tells
[Chorus]
swinging in the the breeze
in the breeze
in the breeze
bending trees
wobbly knees
[Verse 2]
giddy in her presence
laugh away
it's not what she say
but more how she says it
steal a glance
have no stance
game of change
fix the odds
not sensible or principled
[Chorus]
swinging in the the breeze
in the breeze
in the breeze
bending trees
wobbly knees
[Bridge]
giddy in her presence
Lost in a dream
set the scene
a made up theme
think with cream
delusional narratives
circle by
made up woman
no deep dive
don't know her name
but on the train
fallen for an image
giddy in her presence
[Chorus]
in the breeze
in the breeze
bending trees
wobbly knees
swinging in the the breeze
Seasonal Affective----------------------------------------------------------
The world has turned and spring weather has appeared
what a lovely time of the year
except for the hay fever
we can live without that
dose up on medicine
mostly affective but not perfect
renewed growth through warmth
not too hot, no longer cold
when you go outside you think
what a wonderful day
and you commit to spending more time outside
with the lit sky
the weeds start to grow
more toil for those who don't
share a green thumb outlook
for some this is their favourite time of year
why not?
Renewal, rebirth, a time to flourish
but as I age
I learn to appreciate all seasons
with all come small miracles
all have their place
All can be wonderful, if we lean into what they bring
Some of us seasonal affective
Some of us go about our day
Some of us do not get four seasons
But I don't know what that's about
[End]
{End Song]
He's the One----------------------------------------------------------
He's the fun one.
The one that makes me smile.
The one I want to be with.
Energy, excitement, laughter, joy.
But he's not the marrying man.
Not yet any way.
So with Michael, Oh Michael,
For now I will stay.
He can fix a car.
If it ever breaks down he can fix it
Plus he buys me stuff.
[Bridge]
For now atleaat.
Michael you're the one for me.
Oh! Michael.
Michael, you're the one for me.
Atleaat for now .
[Ramp]
{Bridge]
But if you ever look at another girl.
Or think of cheating on me.
I'll be straight out the door.
Into the arms of another.
Michael you're the one for me.
Oh! Michael...
Michael, you're the one for me.
Atleast for now.
Atleast for now.
Atleast for now.
Maybe.
[End Song]
My mumma don't like me much----------------------------------------------------------
[Intro Violin]
[Verse 1]
My mumma don't like me much
She thinks I talk to much
Death by a thousand cuts
When she says I don't add up too much
[Verse 2]
My daddy says I'm useless
And doesn't teach me none
They think my life's all pissing about
And maximising fun
[Chorus]
But I'm learnin, and growin, and healin' from deep cuts.
And frankly, I think my olds are a little nuts
[Verse 3]
They say I ain't worth nothin
They look they other way
They scapegoatin me
And trying to make me pay
For their own shortcomings
My life highlights their folly
And to the I say I'm sorry
[Bridge Violin]
[Chorus]
But I'm learnin, and growin, and healin' from deep cuts.
And frankly, I think my olds are a little nuts
[Chorus]
But I'm learnin, and growin, and healin' from deep cuts.
And frankly, I think my olds are a little nuts
[Verse 4]
Maybe on day they'll see
That their problems are not with me
It was a failure of their hearts
But I don't think they'll ever see
And while they ain't got love for me
Not the kind that I need
[Chorus]
I'll keep learnin, and growin, and healin'
From all those deep cuts.
And frankly, I think my olds are a little nuts
[Violin Flourish]
[End Song]
Pissin in the wind----------------------------------------------------------
[intro]
[verse 1]
when you're doing your best
but you ain't passin no test
it's the snowball affect of too much to do
and too little time
can't get ahead
so you bury your head
hide away in your bed
watchin youtube and then
a ted talk on men
who don't have no friends
[Chorus]
I'm just pissin in the wind
and my leg is all wet
just wastin my life
[verse 2]
my wife says i need christ
but i don't see no light
chips were half price
fizzy drink was on special
and i don't have the metal
to turn things around
boy i'd feel proud
lose all the weight
get into shape
have more energy
start eating healthy
do the work get wealthy
make my wife proud
head up in the crowd
but thats not today
push the future away
[Chorus]
I'm just pissin in the wind
and my leg is all wet
theres wars to be won
but i ain't no threat
just pissin in the wind
[Bridge]
sloth is a sin
i've got crumbs on my chin
laying in bed
a baloon made of lead
pissin in the wind
with chips on my chin
can't manage a grin
i'm overwhelmed and depressed
failin the test
whilin' away
tomorrows a new day.
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Published 13-2-2026
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