Lyrics to songs written by Ricky Browne, performed by AI, available on Spotify. Bullseye---------------------------------------------------------- run like the wind bullseye. Life is like a box of choclates. You get back what you put in. Who's to say? Look, up in the sky. Life finds a way. Jesus you shit me. Give me, give me, give me Don't stop now Buck up chumpy The race is not yet won It starts with a simple step watch your mouth heal your wounds get your hand of it see big button, press big button the truth is out there don't give up Run like the wind bullseye Watch your mouth Be kind, rewind The burgers are better You wake up with fleas What in the world Give a dog a bone Doh! Run like the wind bullseye While the path once found is straight and true Sometime you have to wonder around a bit until you find your path for me that took 46 years but I'm sure you can do it in less Maybe! What your attitude towards women these days? Good. What changed? The women in my life. [Outro Flourish] [End Song] Red Wizard (Five Headed Lion Remix)---------------------------------------------------------- [Verse] Sarcastic Plastic Let's get drastic Using level 42 magic We'll be fantastic Defeating the red wizard With crystal healing vision Escaping the darkness Breaking out of the prison Come one Come all To the place of hope in time Don't swear at the little ones Show them love divine Come one Come all To the place of hope in time Don't swear at the little ones Let's make 'em shine [Verse 2] Singing in the ancient breeze of time Don't turn your back on the five-headed lion He'll come for you Try to run Look him in the eye Word to ya mother Let's reach for the sky [End] Sad Poem---------------------------------------------------------- [Chorus] Sad Poem Cry Waa Waa Cry Sook Waa [Verse] Be kind It affects us all You are hurt so you hurt You feel less so you lessen Stop judging others to redirect judgement We are all found wanting Be kind [Chorus] Sad Poem Cry Waa Waa Cry Sook Waa [Chorus] Sad Poem Cry Waa Waa Cry Sook Waa Five Headed Lion---------------------------------------------------------- Five Headed Lion Sing'n in the ancient breeze of time Don't turn your back on the five-headed lion He'll come for you, if you try to run, you must look him in the eye Feel the flow of your body through the ancient space of time The emergence of your spectral soul Spread your wings and fly around, Ground yourself, be humble not proud. kiss mother nature on the back don't stare at her bosom Like a burn out in a Nissan The darkness is a prison Spiral out in the heavens of infinite time Smell the intense burning in the room of peace turn and face the wind, stab the devil with a broadsword come one another to the place of hope in time don't swear at the little ones to their little faces come one another to the place of hope in time don't swear at the little ones to their little faces to their little faces Fresh morning due drops on your forehead A cold drink of the milk of life Suckin on mumma's teat come one another to the place of hope in time don't swear at the little ones to their little faces come one another to the place of hope in time don't swear at the little ones to their little faces to their little faces Drop the beat Sarcastic, plastic, so tragic, usin' level 42 magic defeat the red wizard Drop the beat Sarcastic, plastic, so tragic, usin' level 42 magic defeat the red wizard, the crystal healing vision, escape the darkness, its a prison come one another to the place of hope in time don't swear at the little ones to their little faces come one another to the place of hope in time don't swear at the little ones to their little faces to their little faces Sing'n in the ancient breeze of time Don't turn your back on the five-headed lion He'll come for you, if you try to run, you must look him in the eye Word to ya mother. There can be only one---------------------------------------------------------- The One! There can be only one There can be only some There can be only none There can be only 658 There can be whatever you think You’re making it up You don’t have the answer Accept that Accept it Fuck Jack Kerouac Fuck you Jack Thank you, Jack Wonderful mind But bullshit layered upon layer Good soil You’re bullshit Jack Kerouac The TV is boring. The Internet is boring. Outside is boring. My projects are boring. My life is boring. The only things I want to do in the world is to watch Rick and Morty with my Son or being curled up in bed next to my wife. Both of which I can’t do. I am bored. I am depressed. I feel heartache over my wife. I feel isolated and unloved. I feel bored. I feel listless and discontent. I feel rudderless and stuck. I feel lost. I feel angry at my wife. I feel lonely. I feel colenmelly. I feel depressed. Destination Advanced. Something made out of carbon. Future, Futures, Futuristic. Involving advanced nanotech technology. Blast phasers set to twelve. Logged. A Man Full of Silly---------------------------------------------------------- Chicken Wing I've found my way back to the truth I'd like to say it was with me all along But sometimes I can't find it My substitute, a silly song I have that absurd nature that finds me when I'm lost A man full of silly That's anything but posh But sometimes I do get there Where I can be solemn and true And when I do find my voice I do it all for you Chicken Wing Hope in Time (Five Headed Lion Remix)---------------------------------------------------------- [Verse] Keeping darkness aside Come one Come all To this place of hope in time Show them love divine Let your spirits climb With spells and enchantments We break free Escaping the darkness Can't you see? No more we need to plea Come one Come all Embrace this symphony A Silly Song---------------------------------------------------------- I love the way you move me The way you touch my soul Now the muse has found me I've finaly found my role I know we will lose touch again It's always that way But I live in wait for you again Until i'm old and grey Way back I've found my way back to the truth I'd like to say it was with me all along But sometimes I can't find it My substitute, silly song I have that absurd nature thats finds me when I'm lost A man full of silly That's anything but posh But sometimes I do get there Where I can be solemn and true And when I do find my voice I do it all for you That Buried Feeling---------------------------------------------------------- [Verse 1] That buried feeling Mouth full of dirt Suit not a shirt Worms taking over You'll never recover [Chorus] Deep under earth Covered in dirt That buried feeling That buried feeling [Verse 2] No more worries No wucken furies Smokin' hot body Rotten and turning to jelly Skin feeling saggy Dead life Please tag me [Chorus] Deep under earth Covered in dirt That buried feeling That buried feeling [Bridge] Riddled with worms As my body turn Mouth full of dirt A suit not a shirt Living fancy free Are you thinking bout me I'm not thinking at all I'm in a hole [Chorus] Deep under earth Covered in dirt That buried feeling That buried feeling [Chorus] Deep under earth Covered in dirt That buried feeling That buried feeling [End Song] A hole in my racket---------------------------------------------------------- [Intro breathing heavily] [Tennis sounds] [Verse 1] I wanna play tennis I wanna be good I wanna be the best The best I possibly could And I practice I practice a lot {Out of breath] [Chorus] But my racket has a hole in it Least that what everyone been saying But I don't see no hole So I just keep on playin’ [Cheers] [Chorus] But my racket has a hole in it Least that what everyone been saying But I don't see no hole So I just keep on playin [Flourish Crash Bang] Fuck them arse holes I'm John McEnroe mother fuckers hole my arse [Finish Song] Turly Birds Picnic---------------------------------------------------------- Livin' life like you wouldn't believe Doin' it grand like you could not concieve People die, make time to grieve at the turly birds picnic at the turly birds picnic We all die We all die It's the saddest thing but don't stop livin' while your alive If time are tough reach out your weary hand find what you need and get better don't let your darkest days define your future ways things can and will get better come along one and all to a place of hope in time at the turly birds picnic st the turly birds picnic find the right medication sorround yourself with good souls love like the dickens and love yourself with all your heart come one come all to a place of hope in time at the turly birds picnic at the turly birds picnic Space Lion---------------------------------------------------------- [Verse 1] space lion, space lion bursting through the event horizon cruising past the nearest star in a Z T 1 0 3 overwhelmed by the divide bleeding out your spectral soul merge space and time to a point where you see all things [Pre-Chorus] drink of the living water, plant yourself on its bank, deep in good soil, grow rich in spirit swirling round the milky way, hurtling through space [Chorus] space lion, space lion itchy wa wa nee far so la tee, budha tro ich knee space lion, space lion [Verse 2] dreaming of a world where tomorrow comes dreaming of world with suns to come itchy wa wa nee far so la tee, budha tro ich knee bursting through the event horizon cruising past the nearest star in a Z T 1 0 3 overwhelmed by the divide bleeding out your spectral soul merge space and time to a point where you see all things [Pre-Chorus] drink of the living water, plant yourself on its bank, deep in good soil, grow rich in spirit swirling round the milky way, hurtling through space [Chorus] space lion, space lion itchy wa wa nee far so la tee, budha tro ich knee space lion, space lion [Bridge] beaming down from the heavens the great light that touches everyone not hiding in the shadows our energy our great light beaming down for all who choose the light [Pre-Chorus] drink of the living water, plant yourself on its bank, deep in good soil, grow rich in spirit swirling round the milky way, hurtling through space [Chorus] space lion, space lion itchy wa wa nee far so la tee, budha tro ich knee space lion, space lion [End] Where's my leg---------------------------------------------------------- [Intro] Woke up this morning Yeah, I woke up this mornin' [Chorus] Missin' a leg Missin' my fuckin' leg Who in the world would wanna steal an old mans leg where's my goddamn leg [Verse 1] paid three fiddy for that leg It was made out of carbon fiber why on earth would anyone steal that leg Big Willie ain't gonna be none pleased when I'm a no-show at the jailhouse They got me on parole But i'll be back in the big house [Chorus] missin’ a leg Missin' my fuckin' leg Who in the world would wanna steal an old mans leg where's my goddamn leg [Bridge] can't even get out of my empty bed oh there it is It's under my pillow gotta keep that leg safe young Donny would steal it and hock it for a hit if I gave him a chance that's why I hid my leg Found my leg found my god damn leg time to hit the jailhouse keep big willie happy and me out of the big house Rich & Bored---------------------------------------------------------- I gave up the pills, the beer and the smoke low and behold I was no longer broke I saved up my bickies and brought a big house no one came to vist, not even a mouse I was clean and sober and looking my best If you just asked me I would say I was blessed I was following Jesus and passing all the tests I was despreratly lonely despite being healthy And this was the reason I got so fucking wealthy But I was avoided like I was a lepper I was a boring old fart who thought he was clever Too good and too shiny for the mugs down the pub While clean and sober I lived without love so I took to the bottle and popped all the pills Now I’ve got mates who think im quite chill Because I shout the beers, buy the smoke and the pills. when we end up in jail I foot the bill Jewel---------------------------------------------------------- [Verse] Oh Oh O OH! Oh Oh O OH! who will save your soul Jewel will who is meant for you That's Jewel too who will hear the angels on high it's Jewel [pre-chorus] Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel! Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel! A rough cut gem who will heal your soul who will break your legs then set them straight again [Chorus] she's sparkling and she can skin her own beaver they call her trailer swift but i'm a true believer she's sparkling the neo queen of sheeba they call her trailer swift but i'm a true believer [pre-chorus] Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel! Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel! [Verse] who will save your soul Jewel will who is meant for you That's Jewel too who will hear the angels on high Jewel again [pre-chorus] Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel! Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel! A rough cut gem who will heal your soul who will break your legs then set them straight again [Chorus] she's sparkling and she can skin her own beaver they call her trailer swift but i'm a true believer she's sparkling the neo queen of sheba they call her trailer swift but i'm a true believer Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel! Oh Oh O OH!, it's Jewel! Cheese Eaters---------------------------------------------------------- [Verse 1] Dr Montgomery likes his cheese first thing in the morning Dannica Edwards likes her cheese on toast Edwin Monsquolly likes his cheese melted in the microwave [Pre-Chorus] All these people have one thing in common [Chorus] they're all cheese eaters and members of the cheese eaters guild [Verse 2] Patrick O’Kirby likes his cheese with a pickle Leslie Grape likes her cheese to be matured at least six years Jane Campbells likes her cheese to be extra smelly [Pre-Chorus] All these people have one thing in common [Chorus] they're all cheese eaters and members of the cheese eaters guild [Bridge] Where eating cheeses is second only to jesus Dairy and Religion go together like cheese and wine the blood of christ, and the bread needs the trinity, and the mythical third element is cheese, it is the spirit, it is the spirit cheese is the spirit of god made in the spirit of god bread, wine, and cheese - the holy trinity the trinity of life [Outro] [End Song] Young Men’s Problems---------------------------------------------------------- [Verse 1] easy, breezy, beautiful untapped potential symmetry and sophistry unknowing glance drawn between nothing seen pulled and pushed with ease under spells knowing tells [Chorus] swinging in the the breeze in the breeze in the breeze bending trees wobbly knees [Verse 2] giddy in her presence laugh away it's not what she say but more how she says it steal a glance have no stance game of change fix the odds not sensible or principled [Chorus] swinging in the the breeze in the breeze in the breeze bending trees wobbly knees [Bridge] giddy in her presence Lost in a dream set the scene a made up theme think with cream delusional narratives circle by made up woman no deep dive don't know her name but on the train fallen for an image giddy in her presence [Chorus] in the breeze in the breeze bending trees wobbly knees swinging in the the breeze Seasonal Affective---------------------------------------------------------- The world has turned and spring weather has appeared what a lovely time of the year except for the hay fever we can live without that dose up on medicine mostly affective but not perfect renewed growth through warmth not too hot, no longer cold when you go outside you think what a wonderful day and you commit to spending more time outside with the lit sky the weeds start to grow more toil for those who don't share a green thumb outlook for some this is their favourite time of year why not? Renewal, rebirth, a time to flourish but as I age I learn to appreciate all seasons with all come small miracles all have their place All can be wonderful, if we lean into what they bring Some of us seasonal affective Some of us go about our day Some of us do not get four seasons But I don't know what that's about [End] {End Song] He's the One---------------------------------------------------------- He's the fun one. The one that makes me smile. The one I want to be with. Energy, excitement, laughter, joy. But he's not the marrying man. Not yet any way. So with Michael, Oh Michael, For now I will stay. He can fix a car. If it ever breaks down he can fix it Plus he buys me stuff. [Bridge] For now atleaat. Michael you're the one for me. Oh! Michael. Michael, you're the one for me. Atleaat for now . [Ramp] {Bridge] But if you ever look at another girl. Or think of cheating on me. I'll be straight out the door. Into the arms of another. Michael you're the one for me. Oh! Michael... Michael, you're the one for me. Atleast for now. Atleast for now. Atleast for now. Maybe. [End Song] My mumma don't like me much---------------------------------------------------------- [Intro Violin] [Verse 1] My mumma don't like me much She thinks I talk to much Death by a thousand cuts When she says I don't add up too much [Verse 2] My daddy says I'm useless And doesn't teach me none They think my life's all pissing about And maximising fun [Chorus] But I'm learnin, and growin, and healin' from deep cuts. And frankly, I think my olds are a little nuts [Verse 3] They say I ain't worth nothin They look they other way They scapegoatin me And trying to make me pay For their own shortcomings My life highlights their folly And to the I say I'm sorry [Bridge Violin] [Chorus] But I'm learnin, and growin, and healin' from deep cuts. And frankly, I think my olds are a little nuts [Chorus] But I'm learnin, and growin, and healin' from deep cuts. And frankly, I think my olds are a little nuts [Verse 4] Maybe on day they'll see That their problems are not with me It was a failure of their hearts But I don't think they'll ever see And while they ain't got love for me Not the kind that I need [Chorus] I'll keep learnin, and growin, and healin' From all those deep cuts. And frankly, I think my olds are a little nuts [Violin Flourish] [End Song] Pissin in the wind---------------------------------------------------------- [intro] [verse 1] when you're doing your best but you ain't passin no test it's the snowball affect of too much to do and too little time can't get ahead so you bury your head hide away in your bed watchin youtube and then a ted talk on men who don't have no friends [Chorus] I'm just pissin in the wind and my leg is all wet just wastin my life [verse 2] my wife says i need christ but i don't see no light chips were half price fizzy drink was on special and i don't have the metal to turn things around boy i'd feel proud lose all the weight get into shape have more energy start eating healthy do the work get wealthy make my wife proud head up in the crowd but thats not today push the future away [Chorus] I'm just pissin in the wind and my leg is all wet theres wars to be won but i ain't no threat just pissin in the wind [Bridge] sloth is a sin i've got crumbs on my chin laying in bed a baloon made of lead pissin in the wind with chips on my chin can't manage a grin i'm overwhelmed and depressed failin the test whilin' away tomorrows a new day. #funny #lyrics #poetry #works Published 13-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app