WELCOME TO CABBAGE TREE LODGE, MAY I TAKE YOUR PANTS? NO THANKS I'D RATHER KEEP THEM ON. SIR, THIS IS A PANTS-FREE ENVIRONMENT, PLEASE TAKE THEM OFF. THANK YOU SIR! AND CAN YOU PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON PLEASE? THIS ISN'T SOME FRAT HOUSE. A BIT OF DECORUM IF YOU MAY. #dialogue #funny #works Published 11-2-2026 Written on https://freewriter.app