#cracker_comedy

Good things happen when you give up and take up drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To face the unknown and to search for gold in the hills of West Virginia.

That's when the piano solo kicked in, and we were all up dancing the Jive Turkey, 2026 edition!

Margaret helped Jack jack off his horse.
---Grammar Matters---

I'm backed up from eating all those reversing cameras...

Life is full of uppers and downers, if you have a problem.

Chicken stuffing should have its day; I wish it to stand out beyond chicken and stand on its own as a food.

If I fart while writing this, will there be some sort of transference where in the reader can smell it?

Just doing my bit for civilisation, one fart joke at a time.

Drunk people are less likely to turn up their nose at your tuna casserole, Melanie.