Jokes, wordplay, comic conversations and absurd stories by Ricky Browne. Explore the collections below for memes, satire and fantasy humour.
Song titles I just made up:- Come out the back, and I'll spray you down.
- Dying's not an option when you've got four kids.
- Song sung red.
- Pissin' in the corner of the disco.
- I'll have a shower tomorrow.
- You're my flavour, Jessie Anne.
- Fuck off, Josh!
Put off that dream of yours, it's not going to happen anyway, so you might as well enjoy your delusions.
K: Andrew, if you really loved me, you'd do anything for me.
A: Get fucked. There's lots of stuff I won't do for you, including killing your ex.
K: You're such a deadbeat, Andy. You won't even get a bit of blood on your hands. I thought you loved me.
A: I do, babe, but I've just got out of prison, and I don't want to go back. The food is terrible.
My old car, miss you, buddy!
No thanks series.
Ricky Browne
H: Trevor, get out of the biscuits.
T: But I loves me a biscuit!
H: Trevor, it's dog food...
Whatever it is, you can do it; it's what you're willing to give up that will decide your fate. For me, family is worth more than making me happen.
Lucky I'm married, or I'd be a fat, lonely, piece of shit.
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