Things to say after farting — Ricky Browne #Writer

Things to say after farting

Who's been smoking?
Where would you put that on the smellometer?
I eat my veggies.
Decompression 32 per cent complete.
Some fruity notes.
Who said that?
Someone put the dog outside.
That s got a tinge of bergamot.
Fifty PSI was way to much.
Is something burning?
What's that smell?
That's high up on the stinkometer.
That's a spicy ancelada no tomata hold the pasta meatball.
We have a stage nine imminent threat to the safety of small children, animals and old people.
What flavour would you call that?

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