Log-000010837-13/10/2026-Ricky-Browne
Things to say after taking a shit
- I don't remember eating that.
- I swear I hadn't eaten any corn lately.
- I just lost my pancreas.
- One lump or two?
- Time for a reno!
- We need to get new identities and move to Brazil.
- Somebody go clean that up!
- Call Dr Ryan; it's happened again.
- That toilet was hungry.
- That's a lot of poop for a regularly sized person.
- Smells like someone took a dump on my dump, but it's just one load.
- Package delivered; do you want to sign for it?
- Okay, we're shutting the whole place down.
- Cordon off the area; it's now a crime scene.
- Someone set a thirty-minute timer.
- That one was half-cooked.
- Evacuate the area; I just evacuated my bowels. It's a code nine emergency!
- Does anyone wanna come take a look at this?