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Knock, knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Would you prefer the pork?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fartarse.
Fartarse who?
You know your old mate Fartarse from Fartarse and Luke’s Vegetables and Tinned Meats.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack me off behind the bushes.

Crusty the Clown
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I’m Crusty the Clown.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I’m Crusty the Clown who?
Eat my shorts, aka Prime Bart. Doh!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Buggurk.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Hh, I’m actually a cow.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shit my pants.
Shit my pants who?
I shit my pants. Can I put my undies in your bin?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brains.
Brains who?
Oh, none here. No worries.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Show me.
Show me who?
Show me your tits.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mullemburg.
Mullemburg who?
Mahoni, I’d like to speak to you about car insurance and how much you can save with Youi.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Humpty.
Humpty who?
Can you get me down from here?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
You know who. Please open the door, Jenny. I’m a changed man.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Garry, your neighbour.
Garry who?
Can I use your bin?